Thursday thirteen: shit, not again!

Love Thursdays, don’t you?  You can almost smell the weekend and its endless possibilities.

My weekend will suck, in case you’re wondering.  Pointless garage sale on Saturday (I’ll be giving stuff away.  I never want to see this crap again, and I don’t care if I make a dime, just take it!)  And another 2 year-old’s birthday on Sunday, SMACK in the middle of Mad’s nap time.  It will NOT be pretty.

I just spent 30 minutes reading thru my old posts (there is some gold there, folks….just may have to repost some goodies, one of these days).  Much to my chagrin, I once wrote a post about all the stuff I WOULDNT be posting.  Funny, I’ve talked about half of those things since.  I’m committed like that.

Anyway, its time to do this damn list thing again I thought, hm, how many bridges/future posts can I burn by lumping them all together?  So, now, that I’m a few words into this and flying by the seat of my pants, as I am prone to do, I will NOT be writing about 13 important men in my life.  Isn’t there a day in June for that?

So here are thirteen random things on my brain these days:

This one doesn’t count since I already have thirteen but here ya go anyway:  it’s the 13th!

1.  Am I sabotaging my sex life b/c I can’t get off my ass to go to the gym?  There is a lot of research that proves women who work out/ are physically active have better sex lives/libido.  The answer is probably.

2.  Why the hell won’t a contractor return my call?  I just want to give you money for some good honest work.  I promise not to nag you and micromanage.  Just tell me how much you want and when you can start.  PLEEEEEEASE!

3.  Why can’t the boss, the biggest proponent of electronic signatures, adobe files over paper, just get this done via email, apply this to his own life?  Why is there a form sitting on the printer to be signed by him (and returned via fax) when he can simply apply his own electronic stamp and return it?  And why is he bitching at me about it?

4.  I just realized I’m jealous of my two year old.  Great!

5.  I’m still going to do my husband.

6.  Last night my lips touched another woman’s more times than that last threesome I had.  Or was it the one before?  Oh, there were children present and clothes did not come off. 

7.  Oh, sweet Margarita, you tempt me.  We shall meet again soon.

8.  When will I learn:  DO NOT SHOP OLD NAVY online.  It’s hit or miss at best and I’m too damn picky.

9.  Boss, this “agent” we’ve taken under our wing is a SUCKUBUS!  Cut her off!

10.  Ya’ll are awesome.  Note to self: READ more blogs!  And two, get your ass to a Zumba class.  Thanks Ally!

11.  Oh shit.  Maybe I need to rethink this replacement window idea.  Install costs MORE than the damn window which was also at a heart attack-inducing price.

12.  ‘nother note to self:  If I want to have a dinner party and invite MY friends, don’t tell hubs until the night before, when I can get him to help me clean! HA!

13.  Okay self, its time to face the music and make a damn schedule for July.  Yes, the grandparents will be here, yes, you must take some vaca time and yes, you may have to schedule your hubs trip to vegas to get him out of your hair!

Crap that’s a lot of stuff knockin around up there.  It’s no wonder I can’t focus at work.

Oh, and I am fully aware that this list may inspire some of you to ask some very personal questions, fire away!  (to head you off at the pass, I only know the word SUCKUBUS from South Park.  Those guys are pure genius and a little annoying.)

And to see other bloggers with this same dilemna (lists of thirteen, NOT kissing women…or maybe, I haven’t finished reading them all!) click over here.

17 Responses to Thursday thirteen: shit, not again!
  1. otherworldlyone
    May 13, 2010 | 8:33 am

    Ahem. I'm sorry. Did you say…threesome? Did I miss the post on that, or somehow forget it?

    ZUMBA! Do it. You'll LOVE it.

    It's a shame that I'm doing something that's going to raise my already high libido when I'm currently in a drought of epic proportions.

  2. MommaKiss
    May 13, 2010 | 9:41 am

    kissing girls. when am I invited over? girls have the nicest lips :)

    South Park. I have to be in the mood to listen to those little assholes.

    It IS the 13th! I'm so behind on life.

  3. Jodie Kash
    May 13, 2010 | 10:53 am

    Same thing with The sweats and yoga pants, golden. All other clothing, mostly a sows ear purse.

  4. Florida Dom
    May 13, 2010 | 12:33 pm

    Love the line that you can smell the weekend and the endless possibilities. Hope you share the possibilities with us.


  5. Coffeypot
    May 13, 2010 | 2:15 pm

    The only threesome I ever get is me and my right and left hand. Lucky you.

  6. Yankee Wife
    May 13, 2010 | 2:59 pm

    I heard a saying once and have used it ever since… "Thursdays are connected to Friday's". So basically, let the weekend begin!!!

  7. Angie
    May 13, 2010 | 4:26 pm

    lol love it! found you through the Thursday twitter hop. following you on twitter and following your blog

  8. Lifebeginsat30ty
    May 13, 2010 | 4:45 pm

    I really enjoyed this! Sounds like my head most days, lol (uh, except for the threesome and doing husband part).

    Why are you jealous of a 2 year old?

  9. MJenks
    May 13, 2010 | 5:05 pm

    I kind of like how you spelled it, because it implies more than just a female demon banging and sucking the souls out of men, but it's succubus (properly).

    A male ghost who bangs women and steals their soul? I'm glad you asked. Incubus.

    Me and my nerdiness are gonna crawl back over here now.

  10. Melissa Mashburn
    May 13, 2010 | 5:30 pm

    I enjoyed your randomness! Happy Thursday!

  11. Forgetfulone
    May 13, 2010 | 6:39 pm

    Those little Southpark guys annoy the hell out of me, but my husband loves 'em. Enjoyed reading your random thoughts. Kinda like takin' a trip through my brain!

  12. Rachel
    May 13, 2010 | 9:48 pm

    Thanks for stopping by my blog! I enjoyed reading your post!!

    Hope you have a great day!


  13. Karen
    May 13, 2010 | 10:39 pm

    A "random thoughts" list for Thursday 13 that kept my attention. Nicely done!(that rarely ever happens) p.s. I only know the word succubus from South Park too! Who says tv isn't educational?

  14. Jill VT
    May 13, 2010 | 10:43 pm

    Kiss anything, I don't care. Just NEVER, NEVER schedule anything during naptime. TOO SACRED.

  15. jillconyers
    May 14, 2010 | 5:16 am

    Very interesting randomness. Love your way with words. And lastly, go to the gym!

  16. Red Shoes
    May 14, 2010 | 12:54 pm

    LOL @ #5… I bet he's relieved!

    Threesome? I have some back reading I need to do…

    Get thee to the gym!!!!

    Ive done a boot camp class and a spinning class… it IS good for you…


  17. Cold As Heaven
    May 15, 2010 | 4:16 pm

    You should visit the gym … >;)

    Cold As Heaven

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