And I promise. Â I won’t use that word again for at least another 5 posts. Â PROMISE!
1. coffee or soda in the morning?
COFFEE with hazelnut creamer and milk….and its gotta be CoffeeMate brand. Â The Lucerne brand is so completely NOT acceptable.
2. ymail or gmail?
wow, um. Â Gmail for blog stuff, yahoo for groups and instant messenger and hotmail for family and my spam fix.
3. honesty or little white lies?
Oh, I’m a pleaser, likes to keep things running smoothly so I might
soothe over like,
Smooth over like milk,
Silk, a bedspread, or a quilt,
Icing on a cake,
Or a serene translucent lake.
Sorry, got caught up in Cake for a moment.
4. toilet paper roll over the top or from the bottom?
100% over the top, when we actually put rolls on the damn pin.  Since our 3 cats rule our house (can’t keep them off my bed to save my sex live) we now keep ours in a basket (that I’ve sadly painted to match) by the toilet.
5. wine or beer?
um, both! DUH! Â Funny, didn’t even have to change the my answer. Â Sweet.
6. sex…front? Back? Top? Bottom?
Yes.
Did that need anything else? Â Well okay, not a fan of shoving stuff into my chocolate starfish but its not completely off the menu, depending on alcohol consumption, MINE, that is.
7. related: rock the pizza slice bush or brazillian?
Um, huh. Preferred, brazillian, but reality is, some trimmed form of landing strip, home-maintained. Thats all I’m going to say about that.
8. cowboys or clowns?
cowboys if I have to choose.  I think what people fail to notice is the value of the clown at the rodeo. Can’t you see you, me, the cowboy AND the clown? Now that would be a party.
9. talk on the phone or text?
i HATE talking on the phone except to my sister and my inlaws but oh the horror, I’ve sent 4 texts in my life! I’m a big fan of the face to face and emails.
10. forgive and forget? or forgive, but hold a grudge?
this is a hard one. (That’s what she said.) Usually just forget. If I was lying on the old therapist couch (which I’ve never actually LAID on one) I’d probably have some examination of conscious that would divulge all sorts of repressed anger and insipid snips of hurt but come on folks, its me. To misquote another blogger, I’m as deep as a kiddies wading pool.
Thats it folks. Flame time, show me some love or you know, tell me about your pubic hair. You know you want to.
OVER THE TOP! I'm so crazy about which dirction the toilet paper goes that I have been known to flip the roll in peoples homes, restaurants, public restrooms…
Ok. I may have a problem.
#10: always forgive. never, EVER forget. that's the only strategy that's worked for me. it also keeps people on their toes.
As you so astutely point out, talking on the phone and texting are NOT the only options. Emailing is so much better, for most purposes. And yes, over the top. Sorry, that's all for today!
No one home when I called so I drank your beer, ate your food and pee'd in your plant pots.
Forgot what I came in for though after eating that chocolate cake.
Bug'rit!
Chocolate. Fucking. Starfish.
That's all I have to say about that.
Yeah! I will use that Chocolate Starfish in some way today, even if it's with a preacher.
Um… your answer to #6? Perfection.