Thursday thirteen: random highs, lows and who cares

Hello there all you pretty heads.  Who’s been drinking my wine?  And who is leaving the seat up?  Yeah, yeah, I’m just glad you flushed and washed your hands (though it would be nice if you would hang up the hand towel, ahem.)

Its been a week, or been a few weeks of life just kickin me in the proverbial nuts.  Who knew how stressful it could be to NOT sleep with my husband?

Fortunately I’ve just gotten some good news and thats when the light bulb went on,”Blog post!! Holla!”  So here you go: a glimpse into the Mad Woman’s weird world of reality:

13.  Woo hoo, finally got laid!
12.  Tough nuggets!  Finally do the dirty and end up w/ a mouth full of cat hair.  Boy nothing is sexier than the pfft pfft hack hack pfft pfft of a hairball while getting it from behind.

Too graphic?  Whoops, there goes another pretty head.  Damn.

11.  Oh, yeah, lost a pretty head this week…and she/he didn’t even say FU, buh bye.
10.  Luck would have it I got 3 more cute faces over there so woohoo for me.

9.  Going to bloggy bootcamp with the SITS girls this weekend.  Woo hoo!
8.  Holy shit, what the hell am I gonna wear?  Do I razzle dazzle, play it cool or do my best wall flower imitation?

7.  Had a sit down with the husband regarding selling our house, buying a new one and the cost of daycare.  Not all the pieces came together but it was good to talk.

6.  On the way to see the fertility doctor, the memory of holding Maddy as a baby and the reassurance that my mom always gave us when we had financial woes (growing up) hit me like a ton of bricks.  Or should I say tackled me in a bear hug.  I think I was finally figuring out what I was feeling.  And it was good.

5.  To further rock my world, the doctor told us we had 8 freezer babies (not four)!!!!
4.  To add to my joy, we reviewed the medications and WOOHOO, I don’t have to take oral medications (code word “Migraines making me the biggest bitch on the planet/your worst nightmare”).
3.  I will be taking shots in the ass.  Adonis will be so happy for the face time.

2.  I finally got off my ass and PLANNED my meals for this week.  Who knew how little work that would be and how big the payoff?  What took me so damn long?

1.  Oh look, you’re still here?!?!?!?!  I didn’t scar you (or at least you haven’t told me) or scare you away with my naughtiness this week.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Stop rolling your eyes.  I love you guys, I’m always gonna give you the shout outs you deserve.

Oh, added bonus:  my swim workout partner introduced me to a friend at the gym last night.  She said Lyvia, meet Mad Woman, she looks great naked, you guys should talk!

Need more lists?  Head on over to, where else?  Thursday Thirteen, duh.

13 Responses to Thursday thirteen: random highs, lows and who cares
  1. tulpen
    August 19, 2010 | 11:36 am

    Glad to hear you'll be getting in the ass instead of all that pesky oral.

  2. injaynesworld
    August 19, 2010 | 11:54 am

    LOL! It sounds like a mad, mad world at your place.

  3. MommaKiss
    August 19, 2010 | 12:35 pm

    My head better still be here. I give good head!

  4. MommaKiss
    August 19, 2010 | 12:36 pm

    8. Razzle dazzle.

  5. Lil Ms Snarky
    August 19, 2010 | 2:13 pm

    you're cracking me up at my desk. wait. i think i'm supposed to be working . . .


  6. Charlene
    August 19, 2010 | 2:46 pm

    Ummm, I know I'm late to the party where all things and characters in your life were explained. But I couldn't help fantasizing that the man with whom you got laid is not the man with whom you are discussing daycare and creating fertility. SMILE

  7. Lifebeginsat30ty
    August 19, 2010 | 4:59 pm

    *cracking up* 12. "Um…honey…phtt hack hack….when you're done there, could you uh put the comforter in the wash? Yeah, it feels great, why do you ask?" ;p

  8. Coffeypot
    August 19, 2010 | 10:51 pm

    I like to do it from behind. That way, the wife and I can watch the tractor pull on TV at the same time together.

  9. magnolia
    August 19, 2010 | 11:19 pm

    so many hazards to pet ownership. that's one i didn't think about. yikes.

  10. Deb
    August 20, 2010 | 2:12 am

    I had the needles in my stomach – sounds like hell, but couldn't feel it. Must be the lovely layer of padding. And yeah, the weeks without sex suck.
    Found you through T13 :)

  11. Jessica
    August 20, 2010 | 4:39 am

    "Freezer Babies" LMAO!

    Sounds like good news all around. Except for the cat fur.

  12. jillconyers
    August 20, 2010 | 6:38 am

    You have a great way with words! Enjoyed the read.

  13. Red Shoes
    August 22, 2010 | 5:44 pm

    Got laid?!?!?! Get, Back, Loretta!!! :o D Hmm… you got 'cat hair?' You mean, cat hair, or do you mean 'cat' hair?? HAHAHAHA…

    Do you know how many times you referred to 'ass' in that post???


    You rock!!!!!


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