Lame much?

I’ve been spending way too much time thinking about what I might blog about that I’ve not paid attention to my blog!

Seriously!

I just read a comment by a kind woman, Thank you Martha! and discovered that I made a best a “Best Post of the Week” list…..THREE WEEKS AGO!!!

OMG!

How totally flattering is that?  AND bloggers I LUUUUUUUVVVVV were on the list that week too! (They are probably are every week…I’m going to have to spend a little more time checking out this list, for sure!)

Alright, enough patting myself on the back.

Back to reality….I had the opportunity to tell a joke yesterday and totally blew it.  Me, the (in my heyday) hot little sassy mouthed shortest skirt wearing bartender who was NEVER caught without a topical and mostly inappropriate joke, was caught completely witless.   This is what I came up with:

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do at night?

Sit in bed and wonder if there really is a dog.

See, what did I tell ya?  LAME!

Now, can anyone tell me how to put that cute little button on my blog so I can brag about myself some more?

Love you guys, btw!