Will the Real Mad Woman please stand up… just saying the words you all have been shouting. Where was i? Oh, right, who knew? I did, of course. I’m speaking about an award that was presented this week. How very apropos, I must say. My dear friend Paige at Slightly Off Balance has aptly discerned…
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For those of you who missed it…this was navAl gazing….not that I don’t like sailors but well, you’ll see. This ain’t about that! Hey, come on in. The toilet is newly plunged and clean, the duct work has been reworked and the laundry is all don
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You know I’m just being thoughtful here….presenting you all with my wishlist this early. Yeah, yeah, not in time for Black Friday or Cyber Monday but you know, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have found these things on any shopping excursion. Tak
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What, not ready to hang that holiday wreath? Come on, tell me you’ve started Christmas/Hanukkah shopping. PSSST There are only 43 shopping days until Christmas. Time to get your shit together. Wait, let me turn down carols I have blaring, I
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I had no idea you had gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed! Oh, wait, that wasn’t the tone I meant to take. Sorry, Ricky Bobby might be poking around here today. Hi, come on in. The laundry is done, but I don’t think the b
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Happy Birthday to me! A shout out to MommaKiss! Thank you for taking care of me. I love you, dear friend. **the word “old” (ow, how that hurts!) will not be allowed to used in reference to the author of this blog. The guilty parties wil
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Hello my lovelies! How was your 4th? Do we need to take a moment to count fingers and toes? 10 and 11, thank you. I’m totally out of beer and could really use a glass or bottle of wine. Oh, and does anyone have some inventive recipes for z
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No, my dear friends, this is not a new meme, but don’t think for a second that I didn’t consider it (or try to dig up a meme that I could dig my teeth into.) And speaking of friends, HOLY SHIT SHIRLEY! I’ve busted through the 100 mark! Hello a
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Driving home the other day I encountered these 2 lovely older women who were out for a walk. The taller, blond woman was pumping her arms vigorously, running her jaw just as fast.The second woman was who caught my eye and gave me pause. S
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Monday Lovin 12_20
Yo ho ho ho! I’m thinking bottle of rum, less jolly ol’ fat guy but whatever. How was your weekend? Shopping done? Yeah, me neither. Just a head’s up. I’m participating in a blog post swap this week and will be hosting the lovely KLZ from Tami
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