Friday Flip Offs

Hoorah! MommaKiss is the bearer of the Friday Flip Off!  (Thanks KludgyMom! It’s okay, we’ll still read your EVERY POST!)

Okay, enough nice stuff.

Here’s the scoop, MommaKiss and a few other of you wonderful writers discovered this site of Bitter Betties of infertile woman who bashed MOTHERS for bitching about having a bad day with there kids.

I need to put in my two cents on this b/c guess what folks, I’m BOTH!  I’m both a Bitter Betty with fertility issues AND a mother who bitches about her kid.

Look, first I really need to flip off  this chic who has been my friend for years.  And yes, I’m a big chicken, she doesn’t read my blog.  And “You know who this is” don’t you dare OUT ME!  ANYWAY… When this chic who is supposedly my friend heard about my fertility issues and said, “Maybe God didn’t mean for you to have kids.”  FUCK YOU!  And you know I can’t stop there.  Here is my bitchy response that I can never say to her:  ”Maybe God meant for YOU to have kids and NOT abortions.”

Oh Sheesh.  Yeah, I don’t really feel better.  And I don’t know how women WHO KNOW CHILDREN and WANT THEM can feel better about bitching about women who bitch about their children.

Whose head is spinning?

Let me say, my kid, yes, she can be a royal pain in my ass.  She is successfully cockblocking me.  Yeah, I said it.  So flip off ya cute little  runt.

And FUCK YOU body with your hydrosalpynx.  Fuck you heart for loving a man w/ poor swimmers.  Fuck you heart for loving children and yet being so attached to the life I had before her.  Fuck you NONMOM brain for keeping my ass out of the MommyPants that should be mine.

Okay dudes, this shit was exhausted me.  Yeah, you cute little peanut in ma belly, YOU make me lethargic.  Darn you.  (My heart isn’t in it.)

But before I check out, Fuck you Cancer!  Fuck you work, taking me away from my bloggy and twitter friends and finally, Fuck you clock, ticking away, telling me its time to go to work or feed the kid or go to bed.  You SERIOUSLY need to be reprogrammed to give me 2 or 3 hours for writing, tweeting, of course, flashing my boobs and commenting.  FUCK YOU self, get your head out of your own ass and get the love out to your lovelies

Yeah, why is it I always ending up flipping off myself?

13 Responses to Friday Flip Offs
  1. Cold As Heaven
    October 22, 2010 | 9:04 am

    Who cares what God thinks? Nothing to worry about … in Satan we trust >:)

  2. tulpen
    October 22, 2010 | 10:52 am

    I just checked out the Barren Bitches.

    If bitterness and anger increase fertility, then they’re all gonna have fucking triplets, and soon! And the big fat meanie in me hopes that those triplets never sleep at the same time. And pass colds from one to the other. And have frequent explosive diarrhea.

    That is all.

  3. Poppy
    October 22, 2010 | 4:32 pm

    I’m not sure if my previous comment went through or not so if this is a duplicate, sorry.

    Infertility is so common and I had some trouble getting pregnant with my second child, but nothing obviously compared to what you or these women have experienced. I can’t imagine the eggshells the people in their lives must have to walk on to deal with this kind of crazy. The only people I feel sorry for more than them are their future children should they have any.

    Love the rest of the flip offs. Cock blocked by your kid? Awesome.

  4. jaime
    October 22, 2010 | 5:58 pm

    did you forget fuck the yankees? or you were just being nice in case i stopped by?

  5. Rusty Hoe
    October 22, 2010 | 6:15 pm

    Some people are just dicks. If it makes you feel any better I’ve been told that I’m ill because God is punishing me for my sins and/or I don’t pray enough. God must be a major douche if he’s doing that kind of shit. Can I flip those people off too?

    On the fertility front, I was told less than 6mths after I got married that I couldn’t have any kids thanks to severe endo, but am now lucky enough to have kids, so like you a bit on both fronts. Not sure how uberbitterness would have helped the process although I do understand the anger and disappointment. Like Poppy said the people in their lives must be living on egg shells.

  6. mommakiss
    October 22, 2010 | 6:39 pm

    Jesus christ I love a good rant. And I want more boobies.

  7. mommakiss
    October 22, 2010 | 6:40 pm

    Are you moderating me? Don’t make me cut a bitch.

  8. San Diego Momma
    October 23, 2010 | 8:01 am

    Well said. Rant away!

  9. Amber McManus
    October 23, 2010 | 9:47 am

    I have seen other women have problems getting pregnant and have miscarriages and know how bitter it can make a woman… Sadly, I’m of those women who don’t want to have any children. I am very careful, but I would never have an abortion… But, I love other people’s kids! :)

  10. Coffeypot
    October 23, 2010 | 8:10 pm

    With all those FUCK YOU’S, I was so gald to not see my name (or am I to assume it’s always there?). But I do think you make a wonderful mother regardless of what you bitch about.

  11. Morgan B.
    October 23, 2010 | 10:51 pm

    I saw that hateful website and boy did it get my blood boiling. Thank you for not posting a link to it. No need for those beyotches to get any more traffic.

    Fuck cancer!

  12. abbie
    October 24, 2010 | 1:22 pm

    That was a pretty good Friday Flip Off! What to let it out.
    Sorry to hear about fertility issues; haven’t been there myself so I can only imagine how impossible that must be to handle.
    Happy Sunday!
    Stopping by from Twitter.

  13. Cheryl @ Mommypants
    October 24, 2010 | 7:58 pm

    Wait. Did you flip me off?

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