Complete Home Entertainment system – yours for only $1
Date: 2011-02-24, 7:06PM PST Reply to: mad[email protected]Need to overhaul YOUR home entertainment system? Need that WOW factor that screams “I got a second mortgage just to play video games on the big screen!” Then you’ve come to the right place! For the very low price of $1 you can pick up a:
MARANTZ ST 100 (Stereo Tuner/Amplifier/Receiver) Perfect for that pretentious guy who likes to show off high end electronics equipment with no explicable purpose. Because, really, what ARE you tuning? And by looks of the thing, it’s a taker and lucky for you, another wife has already done the giving (of her Christmas bonus!)
16:9 aspect ratio retractable white screen. Perfect for up close and personal views of pantie shots, cleavage pics and the gory scenes from Day of the Dead.
VisionMax Projector HD-2K, HD Ready HDMI input with new 2000 Lumens lamp, because it’s really cool to project movies or play first person shooter games on the big screen and its not like you blew the tuition for YOUR children’s private school on it.
And the piece de resistance:
A pair of exquisite Birds Eye Maple Silverline Sonatina MK IV Speakers. These, my friends, are a sight to see. Beautiful and elegant, they will give your room an air of sophistication that will belie the fact you only use them to blast bad 80′s rap and keep yourself from hearing your wife beg for your help with bed time stories.
The first three respondents will receive their pick of my husband’s porn, psycho thriller DVDs or Halo and Call of Duty games for the Xbox 360.
Please snap a pic of you enjoying your new system and send it to the hubs at [email protected]
Fenomenet psykologisk impotens er at årsaken til sykdommen er "i hodet". Denne type dysfunksjon kan oppstå selv i helt friske unge menn. Undersøkelse av arbeidet med indre organer vil ikke gi noe, på bakgrunn av fullført helse, feil vil komme igjen og igjen. Det er ikke lett å finne den egentlige årsaken til en seksuell lidelse, samt å løse problemet selv. En erfaren psykoterapeut i en samtale med pasienten, ved hjelp av metoder for psykologisk analyse, vil gjøre en diagnose, foreslå en måte å gjenopprette seksuell funksjon og vil følge pasienten til full restitusjon les mer her.
I am quite embarrassed at how long it took me to realize this wasn’t real.
(Hint: it was a while.)
Megan (Best of Fates) recently posted..5 Pieces of Advice Dog Included
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I’d have kept the porn too…something to keep HIM busy
Carrie recently posted..Red Writing Hood- Squashing the force
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WOW! I think I want to buy it, but you can keep the husband.
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Hey, this sounds pretty good! We could use some new entertainment around here.
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Bwahahahahahhaha! The “disclaimer” sent me over the edge. Of COURSE you wouldn’t part with the porn. Duh!
This was awesome, chick. Totally, completely awesome.
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Hilarious! Guys are just ridiculously dumb when electronics are in sight. It’s like boobs.
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What if I offered $1.50?
$2.00?
Ok, final offer …
$3.00 and you can keep “Cindy’s Anal Bubble Party”!
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Damn…. I was hoping for the porn. We are trying to get pregnant and I’m most certain it’ll only happen with porn.
Enjoyed this!
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Coming by from TRDC.. These are seriously cracking me up today. Oh I love that you are keeping the porn and the description of the screen of the TV priceless.
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Oh my lord. This was hilarious, but I think the best part was saying it wasn’t real, you wouldn’t part with the porn. Fantastic!
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I may have to turn in my man card here, but I was reading this thinking “there’s no way I could take you up on the offer here” – it’d be like that John Cusack movie where he couldn’t buy the old lady’s husband’s record collection because he couldn’t offer the right amount of money for what it was worth.
The great thing about modern porn, though, is that it can be shared (assuming it’s digital). In college, my roommate had an extensive collection – any night that we weren’t playing beer pong well into the morning (so a night or two a week), he’d stay up late and save download after download. Since we were all “computer people” and this was in the early days of computer security, we’d hack into the pay sites and just steal all of their content.
I had his hard drive mapped to my computer as my “S-drive” (his name was Seth). Now, when you attempt to access the S-drive from my computer, you’re prompted for a password…and there my collection is.
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As always, you rock mah socks!! I’m so glad this prompt is over.
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LOL I LOVE the part about the porn collection and the part about emailing your hubs a pic of you enjoying all of the above items! So funny!
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I think having them send a picture of themselves is the best part! He should’ve helped more with bedtime stories!
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Hahaha! I love your disclaimer and how good the visuals from Call of Duty look on the big screen!
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Love you!
Also? Swoony audiophile swag.
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Well if you’re keeping the porn then I’m out.
Great ad!
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Lol. I have to admit I’d love the big screen TV and projector for myself to watch the next Super Bowl on it.
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Strangely enough, I think that my favorite line (and there were many great ones) was hub’s email address. Love it!
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Go woman! Lol, i loved this!
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This is perfection!
My favorite line is, “Because, really, what ARE you tuning?”
Hysterical!
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Dude, I can’t believe that you even know what all that stuff is.
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Very funny!:) I found your blog on Laura Willard’s and had to have a look, I mean, who advertises being a ‘mad woman’? I mean, most of us are…but we try to hide it under our carefully brushed hair and generously applied make-up:)
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Oh the pain of taking another man’s collection…
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You should go shopping with my husband, he doesn’t even know the names of that stuff.
And I am sure you have all the porn hidden away, since its probably yours, not your mans
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*snort* Love it! Because what else do you need a big screen for, other than pantie shots, cleavage & gore?
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I have no idea of any of the things you’re talking about.
Except the porn.
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Laughing hysterically. Thumbs up to the pretentious guy who likes to show off their high end electronic toys. Double thumbs up to the wives who live with them. My guy would happily take that t.v. off your hands, except we already have one 52 inch screen t.v. — not that that would stop him because can you really get enough of those high end electronic toys?
Great post!
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This is great! I love the email addresses. Especially his.
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I will never understand the fascination men have with stereo equipment.
Especially when that money could go for another pair of completely-different-from-every-other pair of black heels.
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Nicely done!!! I love the “get your pick of..” at the end
Pretentious with the electronics like mine was pretentious with the computer stuff. ;-P
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You keep all the techie crap. I’ll take that porn off your hands though.
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Talk about a deal too good to pass up!
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Sounds like a good deal to me! I can have competitions with my roommates over whose TV volume can annoy the neighbors first.
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While this sounds like a great deal, I might have to pass. I don’t think my house can hold anymore electronic stuff.
I love your husband’s email!
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Hmmm… you know A LOT about the equipment… are you SURE it’s his?! Hmm? Be honest, lol! Loved the disclaimer. Too funny!
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That’s hilarious. I almost did this when I found out the ex-hubby was diddling his business card girl. Instead I went out and bought out Apple, Crate & Barrel and IKEA before he had a chance to flinch. AND upon moving out, took the man cave set up..and oops! Did I mistakenly throw all the power cords to the Xbox, and DVR in the trash (leaving the Xbox and the DVR sitting pretty on the floor)? My bad.
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