Day 12 We interrupt story time to bring you some sex

None of you regulars object do you?  I saw this Monday meme and thought:  I haven’t annoyed hubs in a few days, why not post about SEX again.  And if this ain’t enough for ya, head over to The Daily Dose for links to other fabulous bloggers.

Monday Minute

At what age did you lose your virginity?
16

Any good sex tips or advice?
Fake it till you make it.  Keep trying until you get your groove back.  Your partner will appreciate your efforts.  But be sure your partner doesn’t clue in to the fact you’re acting.
**Honey, those good hormones are coming back, I promise!**

Lights on or off when you have sex?
Usually on but I really love a sexy surprise of being awakened in the middle of the night.  Removing the distraction of sight really makes me focus on the sensuality of the act.

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex?
Sort of.  Had an apartment whose bedroom window opened to my building’s breezeway.  Was having a rather raucous time and the neighbors didn’t appreciate the show.  The comments barely dampened our enthusiasm.  Those were fun times.

Another time I was exactly caught but evidence of the act was.  My mom had come by my college rental to bring me a birthday bouquet and left the flowers on my bed.  At the head of my bed, on the window ledge was a tube of lube.  There is NO WAY she didn’t see it.

Ever catch your parents (or kids) having sex?
OMG, no way.  Thank you Lord!  My mom did tell me of a time that my brother had snuck into their room one night to either get keys or return them.  He crept in w/ a candle to light his way and Mom and Dad were “getting friendly” to quote her.  He must have heard them and turned around and left.  I so have to ask him about it.  Just to bring the back the horrifying memories.

10 Responses to Day 12 We interrupt story time to bring you some sex
  1. otherworldlyone
    April 12, 2010 | 9:57 am

    A candle? What happened to good, old fashioned flashlights? ;)

    Eff the neighbors!

  2. MommaKiss
    April 12, 2010 | 10:53 am

    this is a MeMe I'd love to do but I'd fear the answers. Maybe I can just anon post them on your blog. wait. that just gave away my plan!

    and i'm TOTALLY lights off.

  3. Brittney
    April 12, 2010 | 11:45 am

    HAHAHA! I bet that taught your brother!! LMAO!!

    Ohh thats too funny about your neighbors that reminds me of that song "bet the neighbors know my name" BAHAHA

  4. Michelle Pixie
    April 12, 2010 | 11:57 am

    "Getting Friendly" Bwahahahahahahaha I bet your brother never snuck around again after that!

  5. Melissa
    April 12, 2010 | 4:07 pm

    That's freakin awesome. I love this post. Your poor brother. And it's totally the apartment building's architect's fault – who puts a bedroom window on a breezeway anyway?

  6. Coffeypot
    April 12, 2010 | 5:19 pm

    I not only got caught, I even signed autographs afterward. You have to read my TMI Thursday about Talladega to know what happened.

  7. Ally
    April 12, 2010 | 9:31 pm

    Wait, you did not say to fake it, did you? Forget that one!

    Visit me at FourthGradeNothing.com

  8. Christiejolu
    April 12, 2010 | 9:57 pm

    OMG the neigbors seeing must have been something! LOL! I love the "Fake it till you make it" great!

  9. Jaime
    April 12, 2010 | 11:48 pm

    you really think faking it is the way to go? i always thought it was a little insulting… if i'm not getting off, why pretend? i was never that good of an actress anyway…

  10. Sabreena
    April 13, 2010 | 5:42 pm

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