Nothing new here peeps. Seriously…the title was a give away. You guys could write this in your sleep….but I’m doing it so you don’t have to. Â And I’m calling “I’m on estrogen, I can mail it in as long as I’m taking shots in the ass….I will also mail it in when I’m at any…
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Damn you Blogger!I’m sorry folks. I wrote this post, just for you and it’s gone. I can’t promise the same genius that I swear was RIGHT HERE!Sort of pissed but you know, the blog must go on. It’ll just go on without the usual sass.
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Hello there all you pretty heads. Â Who’s been drinking my wine? Â And who is leaving the seat up? Â Yeah, yeah, I’m just glad you flushed and washed your hands (though it would be nice if you would hang up the hand towel, ahem.) Its been a
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Howdy.I see you, you cute new to me heads. Well come on, come in, have a beer. There are chips and peach salsa. Anyone want to try the mango salsa? Lemon tart? Zucchini bread? Mi casa es su casa, if you don’t mind the ca
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Well hi! How are ya? Â Come on in, there is plenty of farmer’s market fruit, a fresh batch of strawberry cupcakes, and all the beer you can drink. Â (But maybe you’ll not want to have that all in one sitting…so I guess you better hang around
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Well hi there. How’s it hanging? Or should I say How’re they hanging?My date to the prom in, OMG 1988!, used to respond to that question (and for whatever reason, EVERYONE was asking) with “Long and limp.” Nope, never confirmed, than
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I know, I’m giving away all the fun by telling ya’all up front that there are a TON of links in this posts. Pickled-brain that I am can’t figure out how to change the font color so you can see them. So, my friends, you may have to pretend the
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Oh my, look at all those yummy little heads over there. Who shrunk you, my pretties? What, we’re out of beer? Alright, alright, and yeah, I’ve got Momma Juice right here!For a while I’ve subscribed to Mama’s Losin’ it. She wrote a g
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Love Thursdays, don’t you? You can almost smell the weekend and its endless possibilities.My weekend will suck, in case you’re wondering. Pointless garage sale on Saturday (I’ll be giving stuff away. I never want to see this crap ag
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When I started this crazy thing I thought I’d make up this meme to fill up a day’s post. It got pretty tedious because, damn, 13 is a lot of crap to cover. But as I sit down to write today, I find that I don’t have much to talk about. &nb
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