Pin ItI didn’t have your normal fumbling, bumbling or embarrassing adolescent sex life. I didn’t have boyfriends that I made out with in the back of their car or snuck into my bedroom after dark. My first and a few other amazing partners taught me about how amazing my body could feel. They bared my…
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Calling all naughty writers!
Pin ItHellllooooo! Sorry I’ve been away. Its a lot of work running after the Dude, keeping Mad happy and maintaining a fantasy sex life. So let me cut to the point: The fabulous Natalie Hoage suggested a naughty story circle. You know I jumped on that, right? I need me some writers. You don’t have…
Wet Wednesday, take one.
Pin ItStretching out a toe to test the air, Natalie had to bite back a yelp. Avery had earned her training fee yesterday and Natalie would be paying for it today. Aching muscles reached from her heel to hips, every ounce of strength had been rung out of them. A moan escaped as she lifted…
Dreaming of
Pin ItHey all. How’s it goin? Ready for the big fat guy in red to leave some coal in your socks? What? You all aren’t on his naughty list? Have I taught you nothing? So I had this dream and I just had to share. A little background: I’m one horny woman, all praise the…
Pin ItMy finger tips itch to run through the curls on his chest, to feel the sharp line of his shoulders, the well-formed muscles covering him. There is an ache deep inside me, a longing to connect with him, to relive past intimacies. It wakes me in the middle of the night and before the…
The great date that wasn’t.
Pin ItSometimes the student becomes the teacher, the artist, the muse. So this one is for John, my muse. Thank you! Once upon a time there was a girl named Shauna… its always Shauna or Lisa or Kim. You never hear stories of this kind (yeah, its one of those! ) about girls named Emily,…
WTF The Sexy time issue
Pin ItSexy sexy Tuesday came and went and I thought, WTF? What the H. E. double toothpicks is going on that I can’t provide my readers with some good ol wacka wacka wacka stories or tales of menage a TROUBLE or even a nifty manual tidbit. Maybe its the fact that I say things like…
Our first date, remembered
Pin ItTen years ago today, I met Adonis for the first time. Thank you sweetheart for teaching, teasing and tending to me for all this time. We had met on Craigslist. He had seen my post and responded. Oh, what did it say, you ask? I’ll paraphrase for you: Searching for a tall, athletic…
Sexy dry spell redux
Pin It It’s Time Travel Tuesday again…..and me thinks, also time to revive the sexy time series. Yes? What? Hold the presses! Okay, seriously, I bailed on you all. Come on, Chuck, House AND Lie to Me, all on ONE NIGHT?!?!?!? Seriously! I mean, I love you, with all my girly bits and sweet…
Sexy time rewind
Pin ItHi all, I had grand plans for writing a post about affection for the Red Dress Club. It was beautiful in my head but then Sam cluster fed ALL DAY. He did allow me to tweet occasionally as well as do a Wii workout, WHILE he was on my boob. Yeah, too bad I…
