A. Attached or Single? Um, well I’d like to be more attached but we both work so…oh, um… sorry Married.
B. Best Friend? Does twitter count? Okay, my little sister when our families give us the time to talk.
C. Cake or pie? Do I get shot if I say fudge brownies? Okay, okay, pie.
D. Day of choice? For….? B/c folks I’ll take sex, or pie, I guess any day.
E. Essential Item? I’m quite fond of this new little finger tickler toy but its tough to use in public so I’ll go with my remote control egg. Or iPhone, whatev.
F. Favorite color? Crap. Really? Are we ten? Um, melon? Though I’m really digging this magenta I dyed my hair with. Grammar police can bite me.
G. Gummy bears or worms? Neither? Okay, so I like my peach flavored gummy vitamins, but don’t tell anyone.
H. Hometown? Fort Scott, Kansas. I didn’t miss it one day in all of my 20s and 30s but now with the kids, and summer, I miss it all the time.
I. Favorite Indulgence? Right now exercise feels like an indulgence since I can’t do what I really love (damn hip) so I’ll go with two: masturbating (duh) and reading erotica.
J. January or July? July, duh: less clothes, getting hot and sweaty… you do the math.
K. Kids? Why not? Want to bring yours over? But bring wine too, we’ll need the cork for my potty mouth.
L. Life isn’t complete without? Laughter. And sex.
M. Marriage date? Wait, I have to dig the pillow out of the back of the closet… it says: 09/02/2005 or is that a three?
N. Number of brothers/sisters? Three older bothers (yeah, I did that on purpose) and one older sister and one younger sister.
O. Oranges or Apples. Ooh, that’s a hard one. I’ll go with… apples or um oranges or um. Shit, I guess I’m bifruit.
P. Phobias? Going down hill fast… in a car, on a sled, a bike, skies, whatever. Scares the SHIT out of me. But if you want to blindfold me and tie me to the bed… oh, wait.
Q. Quotes? Don’t eat yellow snow? WTF? Okay, my fave from a college prof, “Do it to feel better, don’t wait to feel better to do it.” (Insert any verb for it) … he was talking about exercise but I think he also meant living in general.
R. Reasons to smile? Oh, I’ve got reasons…. but one of my faves is the sound of my children’s laughter.
S. Season of choice? Summer… see J. Also baseball.
U. Unknown fact about me? I hate these… I’m an open book. Okay, my first kiss was from a boy named Michael in kindergarten. We walked to school together. He’s now a minister. (And still stinkin cute.)
V. Vegetable? Yes, the more the merrier.
W. Worst habit? Twitter or snacking or wait? worst? I have no bad habits!!!
X. Xray or Ultrasound? What kind of question is that? Though I do have a really cool xray of my hip where you can see the outline of my butt. But then there is the US of the Dude showing off his muscles. Sigh.
Y. Your favorite food? Chips and salsa and guacamole. And bacon.
Z. Zodiac sign? Virgo on the Leo Cusp… because I like it like that.
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