Who doesn’t love a list?
No, really, who doesn’t? I want to see a showing of hands!
So MamaKat asked us to list 22 things we’ve never done.
1. Make a list of 22 things I’ve never done.
Oh, oops.
1. Sexted. NOT.EVEN.CLOSE.
2. Sky dived.
3. Had sex in a Burger King bathroom. Â Propositioned, yes, but never actually done it.
4. Flashed my panties at a wine tasting. Â Hey, that was at the lunch afterwards, people!
5. Fallen asleep at church. My dad has. He even snored! But I have yet to pull that one off.
6. Moved like Jagger. NOPE. Seriously people. It isn’t pretty.
Well, it ain’t Elaine Bennis either.
7. Worn Hammer pants. I’ve seen them come back and that scares me. BIG TIME!
8. Worn contacts. Adonis is a pusher. Keeps getting me to try his. Huh?
9. Snowboarded more than 10 feet. I SUCK!
10. Been to Canada.
11. Snorted coke. Snorted coca cola, yes, coke, no.
12. Skyped. Yeah, I’m feeling a little out of the loop.
13. Had one of my blog posts “stumbled.” Hey, this is my list and this blog…its ME!
14. Successfully dutch-ovened Adonis.
15. Shotgunned a beer. I know, you’d think that would be something I’d do.
16. Broken a bone. Or a boner….funny, I’ve never been thanked for that.
17. Slept on silk sheets, or satin sheets, or super slippery polyester sheets…but I will. And I’ll tell you all about it!
18. Seen Schindler’s list…. or a bunch of other Oscar winners. I seriously don’t know how Adonis married me.
19. Been to an adult Halloween party. FOR A REASON! Sorry MommaKiss.
20. Became a member of the mile high club. Also, not even close….but airline tickets have been purchased recently so maybe, just maybe I can scratch this one off the list.
21. Made out with a woman, no, wait. I have. Um, made out with a MLB baseball player, nope, done that. Made out with a bearded man…damn. OOOH, had sex with a farm animal. Whew.
22. Gone a day at work without dropping the F-bomb, using sexual innuendo or mistakenly calling Adonis the name of my boss. Yeah…you want to work with me, I know!
And you? Spill it, tell me what you HAVE NEVER done…and you better surprise me!
Good Lord…what haven’t I done…
* Have not had sex with a being that is a biological animal (men who’ve acted like animals…now, that’s a different story).
* Have not been south of the equator.
* Have not found a job that I am truly passionate about. Well, maybe that’s not true. I love the field, but maybe I just haven’t found an appropriate position.
* Have not pushed myself when it comes to running or working out.
….eh, is it sad that I’m drawing a blank?
And how the hell have you never seen “Schindler’s List”?
Smedette recently posted..Things I Fail to Understand
1. Come on. You know I put that one in as filler. You don’t get to use mine.
2. Also, you know when I read south of the equator I immediately thought of blowjobs.
3. I’m not passionate about mine, join the club. Though I’m sure I’ve found the right position. Oops, there I go thinking about blowjobs again.
4. I REGULARLY fail to push myself. This upcoming race is going to KILL ME!
Meh, I’m just not a big movie fan. I can’t sit still long enough or I get too emotionally involved and can’t disconnect when the movie is over.
Let go to Canada!
CDG recently posted..The Claw Foot Tub
Just say when.
BTW..today was the day for you to be here. #sadpanda
I haven’t done most of those things but I have been to Canada. And I think I’ve dozed off just a little in church a time or two. I’m not a church person at all.l
Yeah, I’m likely not gonna doze off anytime soon…in a church, since I don’t go.
Funny how that works.
Hm… after 21 and 22 I feel like I want to hang out with you!
I’ve never seen Schindler’s List either… even though I OWN it. I am afraid of it.
1. Kissed a girl
2. Gotten a speeding ticket
3. Bungee jumped (or been sky diving)
There’s a lot more, but I won’t hog your comments.
But I stumbled this for you
How have you never been stumbled?
I’m relieved to hear you have never done it with farm animals.
Jessica recently posted..Future in Donuts and Dog Poop
I now have The Humpty Dance playing on repeat in my head.
Now it’s Vanilla Ice in my head – but, my mind treats most of the early 90′s rappers interchangeably.
I’m honestly surprised that you haven’t sexted . . . that just seems “so you.”
And I believe there’s evidence of you interacting with a boner or two, and after you were done, the boners were nowhere to be found . . . doesn’t that mean that you broke them?
(seriously, though, I’ve broken my penis, it’s not a laughing matter)
John recently posted..Where I try to scare you with a text
STFU, with your halloween mockery.
I love everyone’s lists, not to mention – you SHOULD be thanked for never breaking a boner.
MommaKiss recently posted..WTF Wednesday
I have never run a race with you.
Someday…
julie gardner recently posted..Today call me feathered
I live on a farm…there are farm animals here in case you want to check that off. ew. xo
Jessica recently posted..Visiting
I want more on the whole Burger King thing.
San Diego Momma recently posted..Five Tips to Make Autumn More Fun (Or Less Fallow)
I refuse point blank to discuss my penchant for lists, and the contents thereof, as I am still fuming over the lack of boobs in your previous post!
Oh man..there are so many things I’ve never done. Skydiving is one of them. But I have to say I’m in shock to read that you saw someone wearing Hammer pants. That’s just all shades of wrong right there!